Chuck Norris vs Coding

  • Chuck NorrisChuck Norris' code doesn't follow a coding convention. It is the coding convention.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.
  • Google is Chuck Norris behind a proxy.
  • The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.