Chuck Norris vs Coding

  • Chuck NorrisChuck Norris' code doesn't follow a coding convention. It is the coding convention.
  • Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
  • When Chuck Norris points to null, null quakes in fear.
  • Google is Chuck Norris behind a proxy.
  • The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.
  • Chuck Norris can throw an exception farther than anyone else, and in less time.
  • When Chuck Norris throws an exception, nothing can catch it.
  • When Chuck Norris gives a method an argument, the method loses.
  • Chuck Norris CAN follow a null pointer exception.
  • Chuck Norris wins in every race condition.
  • Chuck Norris' keyboard has only two buttons: 1 and 0.
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